I Want To Be A Bear
If you're a bear,you get to hibernate.
You
do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could get used to that.
And
another thing;before you hibernate,
you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
That
wouldn't bother me either.
IF you're a mama bear,everyone knows you mean business.
You
swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
If your cubs get out of line, you swat them,
too.
And no one calls it "abuse".
Your husband expects you
to growl when you wake up.
He expects you to have hairy legs and excess body fat.
He
likes it.
I wish I were a bear.
